I appreciate your support. Running a campaign is a time-consuming and expensive expedition, and I can use all the help I can get to bring the message to the people and let them know that my message is their message.

Donations can consist of any type of contribution: time, money, food, and just plain old emotional support. I am almost always in need of a hug from my robust female supporters. Unless my wife is around, of course, because she feels she is all the support I will ever need again, ever, for the rest of my natural life and possibly even beyond the grave.

Clearly my wife doesn't understand politics. Lucky for you that you are voting for ME. And don't even think about voting for her like 8 years from now. My life is trouble enough.